AEIOU!

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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officialunitedstates:

why do people keep saying “nothing much” after I say “sup?” ??  I need to know if we’re having supper or not

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justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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